When I was younger I had a pretty open mind
I had desires to fulfill with anyone I could find
I liked to stay open to all the possibilities
Enjoy all the people and their capabilities
It did not matter their looks, their body, their gender
Was into enjoying everyone in all their splendor
I found it sexy for people to be who they were
Some of the stuff I did with them is kind of just a blur
If I liked you and you liked me I was pretty flattered
As long as we connected that is all that mattered
But as I grew older I became bit more aware
Of who I really liked and who I should beware

I used to think that I was pan
Make love with anyone I can
To me, that didn't really seem wrong
In fact, I thought it made me strong
Could be attracted to anyone
Which allowed me to have lots of fun
I learned one thing in my exploring
It's that cis men are fucking boring

What do you call it when you are into everyone
Except for that specific group that just is no fun?
Any other person I would indeed be into
Regardless of how you identify, you just be you
Trying to talk with a cis dude and my libido dies
Anyone else though, I want my beard rubbing your thighs
I am certainly not turned off by what is in your pants
It is what's between your ears is how you lose your chance
Everyone is so sexy I just need conversation
How can things move forward without any damn flirtation
Are you a woman, are you trans masc, are you they or them?
As long as you aren't cis male hit me up in my DMs

I think that I am pan minus one
There is one group for which I am done
They just seem to go about it wrong
In fact, that's why I wrote this song
I'm just not attracted anymore
Talking to them is just a chore
Bring me down when I should be soaring
Cis men are just so fucking boring