You see that rock star up on stage
Like a wild animal freed from his cage
Walking around, he is sex freed
That special tingle is pretty much guaranteed
He takes off his shirt and you can feel the swoon
That kind of god, even guys aren’t immune
You can see his muscles, they seem to shine
Every girl there is just dying to intertwine
It is right around then that I realize
That this world isn’t meant for a man of my size

Because I am too fat to be a rock star
I am not even close, not even close by far
The quicker I accept the happier I’ll be
Rocking out in my basement where none can see me

With the sound of his voice, his words and his cadence
He has the crowd in rapture, it’s so intense
They are quiet when he wants, and shouts at his command
He whips us into frenzy with the mere gesture of his hand
We chant and we scream, no doubt we are under his power
To us he is a god, watch us bow to his tower
It is beyond belief to see his capability
Now on our knees and worship our new deity
I am seeing it now, it couldn’t be clearer
That this world isn’t meant for a man of my demeanour

Because I am too dull to be a rock star
I am not even close, not even close by far
The quicker I accept the happier I’ll be
Rocking out in my basement where none can see

Look at that poster you have up on the wall
Look deep in those eyes, he has you enthralled
There is no mistake, that face could be chiseled
You can’t help but stare, your neither region sizzles
Imagine yourself, pressed up against his lips
Imagine yourself pressed up against his hips
You would be forever, lost in his kiss
Your perfect, wonderful, personal Adonis
Now is the time, I think, to be proactive
This world isn’t meant for a man this unattractive.

Because I am too uglyl to be a rock star
I am not even close, not even close by far
The quicker I accept the happier I’ll be
Rocking out in my basement where none can see