I’m out in the black, trying to live free
Have no place I can be, since I found tranquility
But the government is trying to track me down
They could be just mad, because my coat is brown
But they can’t catch me, of that I am a believer
And I ain’t scared of no Goram reaver
If they come to me with war I will tell you what I’ll do
I start fightin' a war, I guarantee, you'll see somethin' new

Sitting in my captains chair, as I trek through space
I am slaying or laying, whatever the case
Exploring the universe, that is my mission
And teaching green women all sorts of positions
Sailing through space with my pointy eared pal
Though he thinks I am so illogical
That’s why sometimes him and I quibble
I just want to say trouble with tribbles

I’m from the future, don’t lock me away
I am not crazy, I don’t care what you say
What about that makes me sound crazy?
I’m just looking for the army of the twelve monkeys
They unleash a virus, we live underground
You have to believe me, I don’t care how it sounds
These dreams of my death, they keep reoccurring
And apparently the monkeys are a red herring

Look at me, I’m traveling through time again
But this time I am in a classy DeLorean
If I change too much history I might never become
I need to fight the urge to go fuck my mom
Playing guitar to save your life is kind of scary
Just ask his cousin Marvin Berry
A broken tree branch causes cable tightening
Hit 88 while being struck by lightning

Traveling through time again, seriously?
Once I’m armed those silly humans flee
I just need your clothes and keys
I hunt you down with relative ease
A glance through the phonebook and you’re a goner
Excuse me my dear, are you Sarah Connor?
I will get you now, or I’ll get you later
You can’t run from the fucking terminator

Oh god, again with the time travel?
If I don’t then all existence might unravel
Leap from my TARDIS with my sonic in hand
I’m so amazing you’d think I planned it beforehand
It’s a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff
I’m The Doctor and I said it, isn’t that enough?
I bumble and bobble and I act like a fool
I wear a bowtie, bowties are cool

Ok it’s pretty clear that I am just a nerd
So what are you going to do?
If you understood anything I just said
Then you’re probably a nerd too


Light sabre in my right and force lighting in my left
Oh dude, seriously star wars has been done to death
I am left now, feeling such chagrin
I will just play myself out on this theremin