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I have an evil twin and he is ruining my life
He is running around destroying my reputation
He may have even stolen my wife
But I am completely aware of his machinations

Get this, he is going around and being polite
He is helping all sorts of people that are in need
He is making children squeal with delight
Instead of doing the sensible thing, making them bleed

He has been holding open doors for men and women
Helping little old ladies walk safely across the street
He is calling my mother and then calling again
He plays poker with his friends, and doesn’t even cheat

Oh god my evil twin, he is running amuck
I don’t know how we are ever going to stop him
Passing out to everyone, flowers that he plucks
He is wiping down the machines when he is done at the gym

He keeps on donating his money to a local charity
He is happily volunteering a bunch of his free time
When he smiles at people it is with complete sincerity
He isn’t just planning his next big crime

My evil twin actually says thank you
And I hear he is a actually very good listener
He can actually see things from their point of view
He grabs things off high shelves for people littler

I can’t see how this could possibly be worse
I need to stop him, I can’t let him be free
I shouldn’t have opened the gate to the mirror universe
You know he is the evil twin, he doesn’t have a goatie

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from Doesn't Play Well With Others, released September 13, 2012
Written and performed by Ryan Spence

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Blindedbylife Ottawa, Ontario

I guess this is the place where I tell you a bit about myself and my music. But I am not really good and explaining things. For a song writer I am not always good with my words, which is probably why I am rambling a bit right now. Oh crap I seem to be running out of characters and I haven't really told you anything yet. I still have a bit of space so I guess I should at least say that my music is ... more

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